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Chai Bhaiya

By Someone is Special - October 11, 2010 4 comments

"Welcome to the world of magic. Please volunteer yourself to feel the magic” said magician. I volunteered myself and walked to the stage with a positive sign. “I welcome you to the world of magic, close your eyes and have no fear,” said magician, blindfolded, and helped me to sit on a chair. Within seconds, I heard people laughing. “Shall I prepare a Tea?” said magician, again heard people laughing and shouting yes. I could imagine what is happening over my head but? After five minutes, he released me and said, “You want to drink chai Bhaiya”. “No no please”

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Published as a part of

Prompt: 8th Weekly Dose of Laughter , Sign

Prompt: #74 - Close your eyes, have no fear....

He to She

By Someone is Special - September 19, 2010 34 comments

Scenario: A conversation between he and she about a person who changed in to a girl.

He: No one would believe that he had undergone that operation.
She: Is it? Why?
He: Yes, Just to know about girls.
She: He reversed to a girl to feel them???

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Prompt: 5th Weekly Dose of Laughter , Reverse

Prompt: #71 - No one would have believed

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The Best Cook

By Someone is Special - September 12, 2010 26 comments

On One misty moist morning, my friends and I had a thought to cook for the first time in our room. Please See, I am an expert in cooking (hope so). We went to shop, bought all possible ingredients needed to cook Vegetable Pulao Recipe.

Siva: Dude, Let us pray to God before we start cooking…

Me: Sure dude.

We prayed Ganesha and started our first attempt in our room. First we grinded onion, coconut, garlic, ginger and coriander to make a smooth paste. Fried the onions, then added the chilli powder, followed by vegetables and baking soda. After 20 minutes, we added it with the boiled rice and served it for Sri, our test piece. First Failure gets you more success and so our first attempt as it made Sri to visit the rest room several times and also to hospital for the treatment. I was puzzled, so started our research on what could be reason.

And I found the reason behind our failure, it was washing soda…

Prompt: 4th Weekly Dose of Laughter , Cook

Prompt: #70 - One misty moist morning

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USB

By Someone is Special - September 05, 2010 28 comments

Scenario: A conversation between a Sir and Student in an Examination Hall

Sir: Hey you, get up

I got up and starred at him. He came to me, checked my answer sheet and got puzzled.

Sir: Why it is blank?

Me: Sir, It is like my heart...

Sir: What non-sense are you talking? Why you didn’t read for the exam?

I gave a blank look that increased his Blood Pressure.

Sir: You don’t know about me, before my BP goes up, tell me, Why you didn’t read?

Me: Sir, I didn’t read but I prepared USB for all the questions. I couldn’t spill it out.

Sir: Spill? Don’t you know proper English?

Me: I sometimes know it, but have to prepare USB for that too….

Sir:?????? USB ah???????

Me: You don’t know about USB. Sir, USB stands for Universal Student Bit.

Sir: How dare you? Get out of the Examination Hall..

Me: Thank you Sir..

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Prompt: 3rd Weekly Dose of Laughter Spill

Prompt: #69 - You don’t know about me

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